Blog #8: Reconciling with that Asshole Blogger
We’ve made a stupid truce.
Blog #8: Reconciling with that Asshole Blogger
We’ve made a stupid truce.
Blog #7: Well well, Pussy Dru is taking a Vacation
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Asshole is taking a vacation… pssh… if he had stamina and he actually fulfilled his promise and did this blog with me pussy wouldn’t have to take a vacation.
Blog #6: The ORIGINAL Blog Submissions
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Dru is asking for SUBMISSIONS! Dude is a loser! So I give him some submissions.
Blog #5: Wilson was a COCONUT! and other bullshit from Dru
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Dru is a MORON! DUDE FUCKING DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THAT WILSON FROM CASTAWAY IS A VOLLEYBALL! Idiot.
Blog #4: Whooah! He’s half way there…
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WHOOOOOAH!!! STILL FUCKING SUCKING!!!!
Blog #3: Sucky things Dru will probably do over Labor Day
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What better way for Dru to suck than give him an extra day over the weekend to fart and masterbate. PEACE!
Blog #2: Wow… Dru has been sucking…
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He really has… like completely sucking. None of his blogs have been good for weeks. So I’m going to mock them. Nailed it.
Blog #1: Cool things vs. Sucky Things Dru Thought Of
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In my first blog I’m going to show the world how exactly Dru sucks by comparing shitty ideas he had to really cool things that actually exist.
Yo. What’s up. My name is Andy Jones and this is a blog idea I had first and was going to make until a certain EX-friend decided that he was going to steal it from me. Everyday I’m going to make a blog for a year and then I’m going to have a lot of blogs. That’s the extent of my project. But fuck it I came up with this idea and Dru Johnston is a royal dick for doing it before I did. Any and all compliments/feedback/publicity he gets should share billing with me.
-Andy
Why would I start a project like this on August 1st? That’s not the beginning of the year! Surely you should start writing this blog at a better time than August 1st!
Dru started his on April 12th. That doesn’t make any fucking sense. As soon as you explain to me why in God’s name he started on such a random day I’ll take you shit. Until then, I’m starting it when I think is necessary.
The Year of the Blog is the dumbest thing in the world. But only when Dru does it. When Andy, me, does it it goes down smooth.